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take a moment to rest Sunday, September 13, 2009
and ponder on how much you’ve been acting like an asshole. I am so completely burnt out. I have a mortal fear of tree roaches. And I’ve overcome it. Don’t drink Steel Reserve. The Tomatoes crack. Don’t...
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Constitutional Rights
If you’re stupid enough to believe you have any, you deserve whatever you have coming to you. There’s a huge difference in the way things supposedly work and the way they actually work. Idealism is...
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Photos from Sep/ Oct 2009 blogs
Friday, October 09, 2009 I remain optomystical. These things, they make me remember the joys in life: not sleeping for four days, the warm feel of a five dollar machete handle as I lie in wake waiting...
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August 04, 2009
So, I didn’t really notice until a couple of days ago, but I’m sick. I’m not paying attention to anything going on. I call my morphine dealer, then my heroin dealer, then my morphine dealer, then the...
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Photos from last summer space cadet blogs
Wednesday, June 24, 2009 I Don’t Remember the Fucking Stork!!!! So, I was having sex with my girlfriend the other day, and I just realized that I completely forgot what it was that I was planning to...
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CONGENITAL
I eventually reverse prank called my drunk friends in Texas. The theme was to be as unentertaining as possible. My tactic was an enriching in-depth monotone monologue concerning the different aspects...
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Feb/ Mar 2009 blogs (Eat Shit While being Rejected by Bust Magazine)
Wednesday, March 04, 2009 (Bust Magazine) I’m here in Portland. Like a big slap in the face, it’s been sunny the whole time. God, or rather I should say, the idea of God likes fucking with me, or...
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Nov 08-Feb 09 “exes not in texes”
Feb 6, 2009 I am the Doctor!, you sons of bitches! getting drunk with Suzy at Dolores Park on a Monday evening, and then I took out my sonic screwdriver, and then, uh uh uh, we did some G-rated ass...
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Chopercabras’ Spring Fling!
About to go to Chopercabras’ Spring Fling. If you don’t already know about this. I gotta tell you it’s one the biggest highlights of the year in the LA area bike world! It is so fucking fun! This is my...
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So, I was about to start licking the wounds, . . .
after four days no methadone. All on top, everything seems great, It will be no big deal, just hang out, hang out with your friends. But, sick as a motherfucker. The plan was to be all macho and shit....
View Articlelame blog entry
I woke up today without a hangover for the first time in years. I don’t know what to think. I’m still shaking though. I have no idea how long it takes for that to go away, but I’m not giving it much of...
View Articleread this and than take me off of your MySpace
Pardon me while I get all philosophical and shit, but nobody else exists besides myself. There’s absolutely nobody else that truly exists and there’s no way that you can prove to me that they do. I...
View ArticleBIKESUMMER, LA, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
So, I haven’t written a blog entry in quite a while. So, pretty uneventful times, … ha, geez are you kidding me? Never is my life uneventful. I’m a magnet to events so to speak. I don’t know if it’s...
View ArticleI got hit by a truck, literally.
Yes, it’s true, I got hit by a truck on my way to work this morning. Originally this blog was going to be an attempt to solicit legal consul from my friends and associates but now I’m convinced that...
View ArticleTHE SEX BLOG
The SEX Blog! Ha! I knew that would get your attention, but it wasn’t necessarily misleading. This blog is in fact about sex, but it doesn’t necessarily have any sort of positive message behind it....
View ArticleMeth?, blah!
I got back from Austin about a week ago. It was totally fun. I wanted to go for SXSW, but I got my plane ticket on the wrong dates. Maybe it’s for the better though because if it would’ve been SXSW, I...
View Articleoh holy f***king god
Gee whiz I’ve been so god damn it fucking busy that I haven’t been able to do a blog entry for awhile and I’m not quite sure what it’s going to be about, but there’s this dream that I had a few days...
View Articlepointless times
I was intending for my next blog entry to be about how much I hate christians, but I just don’t feel like spouting hatred today. You see, it’s my birthday weekend. I took the day off of work today just...
View ArticleMy Dead Grandmother
OK, get ready for a depressing blog entry. Hopefully it’s interesting. Maybe it’ll just be boring, I don’t know. I’ve been wanting to write this for a while but I”ve been really busy. The other day, I...
View ArticleI am Tomatoes
I used to always prefer friendster to myspace. I don’t like how the setup of your profile looks. It’s like they went out of their way to make it different from friendster but really all they did was to...
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